One Thousand Terrible Posts

| February 26, 2011

I read too much and do not write enough.  Yesterday I was chatting about this problem with a like-minded group of people, and I recounted a story my mother shared with me in one of her many attempts to gently help me with my perfectionism.  My mother is an artist.  When she was an art [...]

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A Good Excuse for a Bitchy Mood (plus, New Vocabulary!)

| February 23, 2011

Alright, I am calling it.  I am either officially entering menopause, or am about to embark on that rarely if ever documented event known as the Sexless Birth.  Note that I did not say “Virgin Birth” — the very existence of the Bear calls out that lie.  I think it’s precisely because the phrase “Virgin [...]

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Oh, Wow — I Really AM “That” Mom

| February 14, 2011

We got the little envelopes today.  The ones that seal the fate of our small people.  My son will not be a Raccoon* next year.  He will be a Possum*.   Mind you, my dear son never indicated that he particularly wanted to be a Raccoon.  In fact, he seemed to assume he’d be a [...]

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Identity Crisis Solved By Three-Year-Olds

| February 8, 2011

This is a post to myself — a reminder of who I really am. As verified by very tiny people, who have an uncanny ability to cut through all the crap down to the core truth. It’s also a thank you to those tiny people. So, thank you, Bear’s buddy, for spotting me across the [...]

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Onward, Mommy Soldier

| February 3, 2011

We’ve weathered the GaGa storm.  I was right that perseverance would win out, and the Bear would move on to a new obsession.  Now, when he still occasionally asks for a Lady GaGa video, its easy and okay.  And frankly a bit of a relief.  Because his new obsession?  Is this: Never has a more [...]

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